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#1 Obe-Wan Kenobi

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Posted 28 June 2013 - 03:47 AM

"Who's the more foolish? The fool, or the fool who follows him?"

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After putting in some fantastic work for the corp over the last year, Yakumo has decided to step down as HR Director, leaving me in charge...*gulp*.



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The best part of this is that we finally get to move to a good gimmick, away from all this Star Trek foolishness. Not that I don't expect there to be a struggle for power....



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...but we know who the Master is here. And besides, it's not like people can't be converted...



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And we all know that Jedi have WAY cooler powers!



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But seriously, I'm here to help all of the new Apprentices in the corp feel welcome!



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Don't hesitate to get a hold of me if you need me, Forum PM is usually the most reliable way to get my attention. My goal is to keep things moving along as well as Yakumo had them going, and to help Ponywaffe grow to new heights. With all of these boring :werdz: said, it's time to get your fucking game face on and blow up some ships!




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But seriously, with me taking over, and in honor of Theo...



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BTW, Bowervvick totally had nothing to do with this post. Nothing at all. No seriously....Ok, yeah that's all bullshit. He's the fucking GIF master for a reason.
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#2 Bowervvick

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Posted 28 June 2013 - 03:49 AM

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#3 Rhistuul

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Posted 28 June 2013 - 04:07 AM

You had me at

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#4 Bowervvick

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Posted 28 June 2013 - 05:20 AM

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#5 Yakumo Chidori

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Posted 28 June 2013 - 07:17 AM

What is this Star Wars stuff...? ;)

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Let's see if I can bring back the Trek!

Right, the last few months I've been more or less running the HR department and most people knew me as this in the beginning:

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But more and more this happened because spacework can be a bitch:

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I also took it upon me to be the evil guy in corp, the one telling people to stop being stupid and making the hard unloved decisions, turning me more and more into this:

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In the end this and all the recent drama got too much and I started to burn out:

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So it was time to pull the plug:

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I've made the hard decision to step down and put my job up for another new and fresh person:

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But what was this! I don't, what's happening!

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It was the best decision ever! I've found something called a RL again and am super relaxed!

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So, let's bow out gracefully and let the jobs be done by others for a change, the corp is in good hands and Obe has awesome fresh ideas.

So without further ado: Good luck and 07 m8s!

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#6 Yakumo Chidori

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Posted 28 June 2013 - 08:19 AM

Also this. Bring on the culture war! ;)


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#7 Yornic

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Posted 28 June 2013 - 10:17 PM

In other words, Yäkümo in his middle years:

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The opinions reflected in the above poast do not matter. The poaster in question is, in fact, a pubbie sperglord dirty wanker who is currently using his time away from EVE to vigorously pump at the shaft of his *squee* until *squee* comes shooting out all over ______________'s face.

#8 Daniel Wittaker

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Posted 28 June 2013 - 10:46 PM

I for one welcome our new Human Resources overlord.

Did I say overlord?

I meant protector.

#9 Obe-Wan Kenobi

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Posted 28 June 2013 - 11:19 PM

Heil Jedi? Lol
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#10 Qynn Qyksilver

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Posted 29 June 2013 - 12:39 AM

What is this Star Wars stuff...? ;)

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Let's see if I can bring back the Trek!

Right, the last few months I've been more or less running the HR department and most people knew me as this in the beginning:

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But more and more this happened because spacework can be a bitch:

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I also took it upon me to be the evil guy in corp, the one telling people to stop being stupid and making the hard unloved decisions, turning me more and more into this:

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In the end this and all the recent drama got too much and I started to burn out:

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So it was time to pull the plug:

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I've made the hard decision to step down and put my job up for another new and fresh person:

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But what was this! I don't, what's happening!

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It was the best decision ever! I've found something called a RL again and am super relaxed!

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So, let's bow out gracefully and let the jobs be done by others for a change, the corp is in good hands and Obe has awesome fresh ideas.

So without further ado: Good luck and 07 m8s!

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Kirk bewbs and Spockiness. You win!

And Grats Obi Wan!