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#61 Pyotr Kamarovi

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Posted 18 December 2012 - 09:46 AM

Swapping Y and Z on a keyboard: annoying but you can deal.
Living in a country where half the common wildlife can kill you: what the fuck were you guys thinking.


That just makes us badasses.

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Posted 19 December 2012 - 05:12 AM

That just makes us badasses.


i'm pretty sure Steve Irwin said the same thing before he got impaled through the heart by a sting ray. Seriously thought it woulda been a croc or snake that got him.

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Posted 19 December 2012 - 06:06 AM

Swapping Y and Z on a keyboard: annoying but you can deal.
Living in a country where half the common wildlife can kill you: what the fuck were you guys thinking.


Half?

There's these shitty little whip snakes in Korea that are very mildly poisonous, about one person gets bitten every ten years and nothing happens to them. Everytime we're playing baseball or football or something and the ball goes into longish grass I'll go in to get it and all the Koreans are like "BUT WHAT ABOUT THE SNAKES" and I'm all like "Yes please tell me more about your 'poisonous' snakes"

It ain't no thing, but Koreans think I'm Steve Irwin.

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Posted 19 December 2012 - 07:45 AM

Half?

There's these shitty little whip snakes in Korea that are very mildly poisonous, about one person gets bitten every ten years and nothing happens to them. Everytime we're playing baseball or football or something and the ball goes into longish grass I'll go in to get it and all the Koreans are like "BUT WHAT ABOUT THE SNAKES" and I'm all like "Yes please tell me more about your 'poisonous' snakes"

It ain't no thing, but Koreans think I'm Steve Irwin.

This came up when I googled "butch Australian". Image title is: "Bruce, the tattooed Australian". Boss-level.

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Posted 27 December 2012 - 01:39 AM

man oh man...

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#66 Pyotr Kamarovi

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Posted 27 December 2012 - 02:59 AM

man oh man...

http://www.yourjewis...4Ks-_k.facebook


Um... okay.

#67 Yakumo Chidori

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Posted 27 December 2012 - 04:28 AM

Career success? Certainly he could have found something a bit less... homely then.

Welcome to The Fatherland.

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Posted 27 December 2012 - 04:36 AM

I just found this...



#69 Yakumo Chidori

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Posted 27 December 2012 - 01:05 PM

Not German, quite obviously. Some American kids that think they are funny. But are not.

For one, a warm breakfast like shown there is rather unusual.

And I tried drinking a Weizen out of such a glass once, it didn't work, the fluid balance is completely wrong, it'll slosh in your face all at once.


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#70 Cedric deBouilard

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Posted 27 December 2012 - 07:00 PM

And I tried drinking a Weizen out of such a glass once, it didn't work, the fluid balance is completely wrong, it'll slosh in your face all at once.


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Posted 31 December 2012 - 12:11 PM

https://forum.please...thread-germans/

And so it begins...

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#72 Yakumo Chidori

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Posted 31 December 2012 - 02:54 PM

https://forum.please...thread-germans/

And so it begins...

Soon:
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Posted 31 December 2012 - 03:31 PM

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Soon....again....

#74 Yakumo Chidori

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Posted 31 December 2012 - 05:27 PM

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#75 Andy Koraka

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Posted 02 January 2013 - 02:22 AM

Spoiler

Soon....again....


I fixed it for you, also remember that halfway thru the war the Germans decided to fuckall because they needed the handicap of fighting a war on two fronts.

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Posted 12 January 2013 - 06:27 AM

German Propaganda...


look at those..


tiny...


hands...


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Posted 12 January 2013 - 07:00 AM

So the war with -A- is over.

But the real war has just begun!

EVE players! We must take command of the 4th Reich, and invade Russia, with the key difference....oh my god


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#78 Yakumo Chidori

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Posted 12 January 2013 - 10:47 AM

German Propaganda...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xb7NACiRD28

look at those..


tiny...


hands...


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Unfortunately, this SME music-content is not available in The Fatherland because GEMA has not granted the respective music publishing rights.


AHAHAHAHahahahahhahaahahahahaha, THE IRONY!!!! Oh God, the irony! :cry:

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#79 Andy Koraka

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Posted 12 January 2013 - 04:48 PM



These girls are from Austria/Hungary but since both should rightfully belong to the fatherland I'm counting them as German for you. Have you met these German girls Yäkümo? They're pretty cute.

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Posted 12 January 2013 - 04:51 PM

These girls are from Austria/Hungary but since both should rightfully belong to the fatherland I'm counting them as German for you. Have you met these German girls Yäkümo? They're pretty cute.

I once asked something similar to The Wonderful Wizard of Ozro if he had met any Kpop artist. Left disappointed.
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