Swapping Y and Z on a keyboard: annoying but you can deal.
Living in a country where half the common wildlife can kill you: what the fuck were you guys thinking.
That just makes us badasses.
Germany...
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Niki Nakamura
, Nov 18 2012 02:01 PM
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Pyotr Kamarovi
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Posted 18 December 2012 - 09:46 AM
That just makes us badasses.
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Posted 19 December 2012 - 06:06 AM
Swapping Y and Z on a keyboard: annoying but you can deal.
Living in a country where half the common wildlife can kill you: what the fuck were you guys thinking.
Half?
There's these shitty little whip snakes in Korea that are very mildly poisonous, about one person gets bitten every ten years and nothing happens to them. Everytime we're playing baseball or football or something and the ball goes into longish grass I'll go in to get it and all the Koreans are like "BUT WHAT ABOUT THE SNAKES" and I'm all like "Yes please tell me more about your 'poisonous' snakes"
It ain't no thing, but Koreans think I'm Steve Irwin.
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Posted 19 December 2012 - 07:45 AM
This came up when I googled "butch Australian". Image title is: "Bruce, the tattooed Australian". Boss-level.Half?
There's these shitty little whip snakes in Korea that are very mildly poisonous, about one person gets bitten every ten years and nothing happens to them. Everytime we're playing baseball or football or something and the ball goes into longish grass I'll go in to get it and all the Koreans are like "BUT WHAT ABOUT THE SNAKES" and I'm all like "Yes please tell me more about your 'poisonous' snakes"
It ain't no thing, but Koreans think I'm Steve Irwin.
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Posted 27 December 2012 - 01:39 AM
DurrHurrDurr: IT'S COLD BACK HERE TURN OFF THE AIR CONDITIONING!
Gorl Abris: Why don't you just snuggle up next to your Mom like every other time...
Dysphonia Fera: Would you like some Ice with that Burn?
(via mumble 1/20/2013)
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FUGGGEDDDABBBOOOUUUDDDDIIITTT!
Gorl Abris: Why don't you just snuggle up next to your Mom like every other time...
Dysphonia Fera: Would you like some Ice with that Burn?
(via mumble 1/20/2013)
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FUGGGEDDDABBBOOOUUUDDDDIIITTT!
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Posted 27 December 2012 - 02:59 AM
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Posted 27 December 2012 - 04:28 AM
Career success? Certainly he could have found something a bit less... homely then.
Welcome to The Fatherland.
Welcome to The Fatherland.
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Posted 27 December 2012 - 01:05 PM
Not German, quite obviously. Some American kids that think they are funny. But are not.
For one, a warm breakfast like shown there is rather unusual.
And I tried drinking a Weizen out of such a glass once, it didn't work, the fluid balance is completely wrong, it'll slosh in your face all at once.
For one, a warm breakfast like shown there is rather unusual.
And I tried drinking a Weizen out of such a glass once, it didn't work, the fluid balance is completely wrong, it'll slosh in your face all at once.
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Posted 27 December 2012 - 07:00 PM
And I tried drinking a Weizen out of such a glass once, it didn't work, the fluid balance is completely wrong, it'll slosh in your face all at once.
:emptyquoting:
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Posted 31 December 2012 - 02:54 PM
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Posted 12 January 2013 - 06:27 AM
German Propaganda...
look at those..
tiny...
hands...
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
look at those..
tiny...
hands...
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
WRIK HOOVER IS NOT KOS
I REPEAT NOT KOS SO DONT SHOOT HIM
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Posted 12 January 2013 - 07:00 AM
So the war with -A- is over.
But the real war has just begun!
EVE players! We must take command of the 4th Reich, and invade Russia, with the key difference....oh my god
http://qkme.me/3sjefc
But the real war has just begun!
EVE players! We must take command of the 4th Reich, and invade Russia, with the key difference....oh my god
http://qkme.me/3sjefc
The opinions reflected in the above poast do not matter. The poaster in question is, in fact, a pubbie sperglord dirty wanker who is currently using his time away from EVE to vigorously pump at the shaft of his *squee* until *squee* comes shooting out all over ______________'s face.
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Posted 12 January 2013 - 10:47 AM
Unfortunately, this SME music-content is not available in The Fatherland because GEMA has not granted the respective music publishing rights.German Propaganda...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xb7NACiRD28
look at those..
tiny...
hands...
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AHAHAHAHahahahahhahaahahahahaha, THE IRONY!!!! Oh God, the irony! :cry:
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Posted 12 January 2013 - 04:51 PM
I once asked something similar to The Wonderful Wizard of Ozro if he had met any Kpop artist. Left disappointed.These girls are from Austria/Hungary but since both should rightfully belong to the fatherland I'm counting them as German for you. Have you met these German girls Yäkümo? They're pretty cute.
WRIK HOOVER IS NOT KOS
I REPEAT NOT KOS SO DONT SHOOT HIM
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