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Posted 11 December 2012 - 04:34 AM
Conclusion: Fuck The Fatherland.
- Censored video games: check
- No free access to youtube: check
- Being forced to pay for radio and TV content you don't want to use, BY LAW: check
- Most complicated tax law IN THE WORLD: check
- Still having to pay an imperialistic and warmongering state which suppresses its ethic and religious minorities war reparations after 68 years: check
- Teaching children who are 3 or 4 generations removed from the actual crimes of their forefathers that they should feel ashamed, self-flagellate themselves and that original sin is a thing, although officially banned BY LAW: check
- Having it as one of their highest LAWS that The Fatherland shall never again commit a war of aggression then invading Afghanistan because "The Fatherland is not only defended in Hindelang any more, but also at the Hindu Kush.": check
Posted 11 December 2012 - 07:45 AM
What the hell do they censor in your video games (other than nazi references)? Blood is made into oil, people into robots (Command and Conquer I), tits are right out, violence is toned down or outright censored (nununu on squirting blood from headshots)
and the paying for radio and TV you dont use? you just talking about public radio and TV stations? We have those in 'murica too. Yes, public ones, but even if you won't EVER listen to a fucking single one you have to pay a monthly fee of 17,- something Euros for the RIGHT to listen to them... Even if you do not have a single radio or TV in your house and only internet access you have to pay as you could get access to them through that.
guess the US does have some advantages.
no censorship of video games fuck your freedom
pretty much unrestricted access to youtube, and just about anything else on the interwebz. fuck your freedom
no "state church" BS (iirc in most of the EU some of your taxes goes to the state chruch even if you dont practice that particular religion). you can opt out of a religion and then don't have to pay taxes (2% income tax iirc), but still go to church (morality of that is debatable though). I am a heathen though so not touched by that particular shit
no EU "protected destination of origin" laws. the jury is out on that one... i personally think that this can be a good thing, as a lot of europe has a very distinctive regional culture. so having bratwürste from Nuremberg "trademarked" in a way that only those made inside a certain radius of the city are allowed to call themselves that makes for a bit of regional pride and identity. and if I wanna eat Weißwürste from Munich I can be sure they are made by the original recipe
Our political system might as well be our national sport fuck politics, monarchies ftw
Of course the US has its bad points too
Worst healthcare system ANYWHERE in the industrialized world, and this is after fixing it, it used to be worse. livelong free healthcare is such a nice thing you know
we like invading every little middle eastern shithole we can find, whether its justified or not. don't worry, if you shout loud enough, a lot of the european countries will fall over and follow you like puppies into hell itself
Our political system can double as our national sport (this is both a good and bad thing). fuck politics, monarch ftw
Tax code that probably gives The Fatherland a run for its money. AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA do your research mister: The Fatherland has the MOST convoluted taxing system IN THE WORLD! Our tax lawbook is the longest one EVERYWHERE!
we cut social services to build more obselete weapons that the army doesn't want so a congressman can get a juicy kickback from his defense contractor buddies. backroom deal bullshitting happens everywhere, seldom though where money goes to weapons of mass destruction, true.
We have a major political party that claims to want reduce the size and expense of government but also wants to forcibly legislate fundementalist christianity on the entire population. seriously, ORGANIZED and CONSTITUTIONALIZED religion will be the death of us all...
We cut funding to schools to pay for more prisons. just send your prisoners to The Colony, or it's modern equivalent, Mars. Prison planets ftw
so yeah 'murica, fuck yeah lol
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