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#21 Yakumo Chidori

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Posted 26 November 2012 - 10:49 AM

Every single beer on that shelf I can identify is industrial weak piss... Except for top shelf, second from right, that MAY be Spaten, not very good but not super industrial either.

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#22 Dave Orilian

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Posted 26 November 2012 - 11:40 AM

bitburger or GTFO



#23 Yakumo Chidori

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Posted 26 November 2012 - 12:20 PM

Bitburger IS industrial swill!!!

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#24 Mistified

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Posted 26 November 2012 - 04:49 PM

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Posted 26 November 2012 - 04:52 PM

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Posted 26 November 2012 - 10:35 PM

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Ah, good old German efficiency. Now the death and cremation is one step!

I feel a little bit bad for making a Holocaust joke.
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#27 Niki Nakamura

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Posted 27 November 2012 - 06:40 AM

Yornic,empty post alert...have all my downvotes :P

#28 Indy Indy

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Posted 27 November 2012 - 07:03 AM

The Holocaust was a joke......

If you kill that many people and still fail to wipe them out, you are fucking retarded.....

I say we try again but with Chinese this time....
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#29 Niki Nakamura

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 08:23 PM

http://www.bbc.co.uk...europe-20523950

Why is this not already a criminal offense?

Kinky buggers...

#30 Yakumo Chidori

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 10:34 PM

That is kinda.... disturbing and I did not know that it wasn't banned by law.

Reading up on the German wiki article on it it appears though that it is only forbidden by law in England, Wales, Northern Ireland and Switzerland.... So the majority of the EU thinks it is somewhat legal if morally deplorable, doesn't that make you the odd people out and not conform with the main morality of the masses which is sometimes described as being insane?

OH GOD THAT SOUNDS SO WRONG!

Still, there are some interesting arguments about how social morality should not be enforced by laws (quite a bit broader argument than the zoophilia discussion)

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#31 Orzo Torasson

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 11:56 PM

So to summarize, in The Fatherland, Video Games = No, Beastiality = Yes?

#32 Pyotr Kamarovi

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Posted 29 November 2012 - 01:17 AM

So to summarize, in The Fatherland, Video Games = No, Beastiality = Yes?


Hitler didn't do bestiality, but he did do violence, so bestiality can't create new Hitlers.

#33 Yakumo Chidori

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Posted 29 November 2012 - 07:19 AM

  • Censored video games: check
  • No free access to youtube: check
  • Being forced to pay for radio and TV content you don't want to use, BY LAW: check
  • Most complicated tax law IN THE WORLD: check
  • Still having to pay an imperialistic and warmongering state which suppresses its ethic and religious minorities war reparations after 68 years: check
  • Teaching children who are 3 or 4 generations removed from the actual crimes of their forefathers that they should feel ashamed, self-flagellate themselves and that original sin is a thing, although officially banned BY LAW: check
  • Having it as one of their highest LAWS that The Fatherland shall never again commit a war of aggression then invading Afghanistan because "The Fatherland is not only defended in Hindelang any more, but also at the Hindu Kush.": check

Conclusion: Fuck The Fatherland. :)

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#34 Andy Koraka

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Posted 09 December 2012 - 06:39 PM

  • Censored video games: check
  • No free access to youtube: check
  • Being forced to pay for radio and TV content you don't want to use, BY LAW: check
  • Most complicated tax law IN THE WORLD: check
  • Still having to pay an imperialistic and warmongering state which suppresses its ethic and religious minorities war reparations after 68 years: check
  • Teaching children who are 3 or 4 generations removed from the actual crimes of their forefathers that they should feel ashamed, self-flagellate themselves and that original sin is a thing, although officially banned BY LAW: check
  • Having it as one of their highest LAWS that The Fatherland shall never again commit a war of aggression then invading Afghanistan because "The Fatherland is not only defended in Hindelang any more, but also at the Hindu Kush.": check
Conclusion: Fuck The Fatherland. :)


Hey, American kids are still taught that they should feel ashamed about the American Indian tribes, and that was way the fuck longer ago than the Holocaust, oh and Slavery, we're supposed to still feel bad about that one too. You literally cannot take an American literature course in this country without having to discuss how our Grandfathers were such bad people because they slaughtered helpless Indians and raped their land, or how our founding fathers were hypocrites when they talked about liberty and all men being created equal because almost all of them were slave owners.

Also we're forced to pay for plenty of shit we don't want, they just hand it out as subsidies, so in reality we don't even get the content we don't want, we just have to pay people to not produce goods/services.

As for invasions, The Fatherland should just do what the US does, call it a "military operation" instead of a war, then go bomb half the middle east with drones and invade two countries. It's written into our founding documents (in no unclear terms) that we can't fight a war of aggression but that's not an issue since legally we haven't fought a war since 1945.

#35 Yakumo Chidori

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Posted 10 December 2012 - 08:19 AM

So new conclusion: Fuck the whole Western World?

Let's all move to Scandinavia. Or Russia, where good old honest dictatorship and bribery still is alive. :P

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Posted 10 December 2012 - 08:22 AM

Don't move here. We don't like foreigners. And we pay a lot of taxes, pay for TV we don't watch, censor the internet (including some parts of youtube) etc. Yäk, we're pretty much as fucked as you Germans are.
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#37 Yakumo Chidori

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Posted 10 December 2012 - 09:13 AM

I was talking about true Scandinavia, not it's Southernmost infected and black appendix...

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Posted 10 December 2012 - 02:09 PM

I was talking about true Scandinavia, not it's Southernmost infected and black appendix...


They are even worse. Food is hilariously expensive up there too.
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Posted 10 December 2012 - 03:03 PM

As is alcohol.

But super-highspeed internet all over the place, nice countryside, happy people (except for the winter months when they all suicide for lack of sunlight), great healthcare, extremely high education, low unemployment, true Arian bloodlines, blond busty chicks everywhere, good food, funny language, German royalty (UK ain't the only ones bitches!), many natural resources etc. etc.

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#40 Niki Nakamura

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Posted 10 December 2012 - 03:22 PM

true Arian bloodlines


^^this...



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